hitchhikerkisses:

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL

BLEEEAAAAUGH 

HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG

97bonnieandclyde:

Eminem eating M&M with others Eminems

niggaimdeadass:

it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th 

a nigga was stressed and depressed 

walking home like 

“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”

on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom

luckily they had this program 

“read away your fees” or some shit like that 

every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off 

my niggas. 

my mother aint see me for about a month and a half. 

buttduchess:

i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

smilingemoticon:

god fucking dammit grandma you said you weren’t gonna spill the crack

msjewbooty:

a sad octopus swims home to its mom and he says “ma they called me an octo pussy today at school”  and she says “you got 8 arms son punch em out”

assgod:

your days of instagramming frappuccinos are over